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One man fainted. Another spoke in tongues. I just hoped they wouldn’t pass me the mic.
Vernon Velasco · · 3 min read
Daily Tribune
Vernon Velasco's humorous, observational style blends wit, irony and dark comedy. Drawing from his own experiences, he offers sharp insights into human nature and the awkwardness of everyday life, often exploring themes of family, culture and personal flaws. His writing is conversational and self-deprecating, balancing uproarious humor with moments of vulnerability and introspection. His distinct voice captures the absurdities of life, making readers laugh while also prompting deeper thought.
One man fainted. Another spoke in tongues. I just hoped they wouldn’t pass me the mic.
Vernon Velasco · · 3 min read
‘I left wine-drunk, horny and convinced the French don’t make mere libation; they stage elegant coups in crystal.’
Vernon Velasco · · 2 min read
Clearly, God played favorites when handing out talent at UST. If this is the generation that’s coming next, we might not be doomed, after all.
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Vernon Velasco · · 4 min read
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Vernon Velasco · · 4 min read
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Vernon Velasco · · 3 min read
The only honest gesture in the room — and it was a mistake!
Vernon Velasco · · 4 min read
Where everything goes skyward, the newly unveiled MOA Sky is a fitting testament to Manila’s restless ambition.
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FNG represents decades of collaboration between Filipino and Japanese companies, grounded in mutual respect and shared values of industriousness, precision and…
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