Vernon Velasco's humorous, observational style blends wit, irony and dark comedy. Drawing from his own experiences, he offers sharp insights into human nature and the awkwardness of everyday life, often exploring themes of family, culture and personal flaws. His writing is conversational and self-deprecating, balancing uproarious humor with moments of vulnerability and introspection. His distinct voice captures the absurdities of life, making readers laugh while also prompting deeper thought.
You paid P700 to enter a building designed to remind you that you’re above the poverty line, but still below the imported ham.
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The developer still calls it resort-style living. There’s water everywhere. Venice with leptospirosis.
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The future was bright; the partnership was entering a golden age. Japan and the Philippines mark 70 years of diplomatic relations.
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At this rate, Bongbong does not actually have to defeat flooding. He only has to defeat last year’s flood. What an opponent. His own failure: ‘Ganito na talaga…
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Perhaps Bongbong felt he could not begin the administration by telling her no. That’s the one.
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You expect the famous names. Then the ambassador thanks the woman who taught him hello.
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After all the praise, Manila had one small question: Can our bananas get a better seat at the table?
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Imelda was convicted on seven graft charges. Seven. Not one. Not an accounting error. Eight years later, she’s still free.
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China benefits? Sure. But we depend on them more. That’s what really drives us crazy. Not the monkey. Reality.
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Half a world from Guimaras, Sweden gets an unexpected introduction to the Philippines.
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