Vernon Velasco's humorous, observational style blends wit, irony and dark comedy. Drawing from his own experiences, he offers sharp insights into human nature and the awkwardness of everyday life, often exploring themes of family, culture and personal flaws. His writing is conversational and self-deprecating, balancing uproarious humor with moments of vulnerability and introspection. His distinct voice captures the absurdities of life, making readers laugh while also prompting deeper thought.
Chiz leans over very calm, constitutional, very aware Heart is watching: Can we establish the chain of custody of the underwear?
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There’s your grand criminal conspiracy: put a camera in front of a politician and suddenly they become 10 feet tall and half insane.
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Long silence. The nation is weeping now. Not because Win is Chinese. The most painful part was Risa was the last to know.
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Alan Peter’s majority was absent. Now they are 11. The minority is also 11. Nothing scares a majority more than discovering it’s a tie.
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JV’s abstention probably haunted Alan Peter more than the opposition votes. Opposition senators are easy. Abstainers? JV is terrifying because he still belongs…
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Imagine spending decades becoming the highest judicial authority of the republic, then, during the country’s biggest moral crisis, everybody starts looking…
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Two decades. Spent calling Sonny Trillanes annoying. One day, it realized annoyance was the point.
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The impeachment complaint had a simple ground: Did the President benefit from flood control kickbacks?
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The Philippines revisits its nuclear energy ambitions with plans for reactor development by 2032, but experts caution that lessons from Bataan and Chornobyl…
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