Loud minority problem
A country should never feel like voting changes nothing. The right to vote is the right to protect oneself, too.
Vernon Velasco · · 2 min read
Daily Tribune
Vernon Velasco's humorous, observational style blends wit, irony and dark comedy. Drawing from his own experiences, he offers sharp insights into human nature and the awkwardness of everyday life, often exploring themes of family, culture and personal flaws. His writing is conversational and self-deprecating, balancing uproarious humor with moments of vulnerability and introspection. His distinct voice captures the absurdities of life, making readers laugh while also prompting deeper thought.
A country should never feel like voting changes nothing. The right to vote is the right to protect oneself, too.
Vernon Velasco · · 2 min read
Now, I’m crying. I’m very emotional about it. Because I feel weak. And Senator Robin doesn’t like that.
Vernon Velasco · · 2 min read
Cayetano gets it. That’s why the people hate him. If someone robs your house, don’t yell. Yelling could be misinterpreted as aggression.
Vernon Velasco · · 2 min read
’Christina Garcia Frasco?’ ‘Yes, daughter of Gwen Garcia.’ I thought, honestly, Viva Hot Babes.
Vernon Velasco · · 2 min read
The best ride at SkyRanch is the pause afterward. Other parks don’t allow that. They make you climb just to stare at walls. Very prison behavior.
Vernon Velasco · · 4 min read
Now-now: people — very woke. Flower -power movement. ‘Reclaim public spaces!’ You wonder if it’s poverty of space or poverty of standards.
Vernon Velasco · · 2 min read
I appreciate that the government believes I am capable of reading and ignoring at the same time, assuming that I’m a visual learner and that logic is stronger…
Vernon Velasco · · 3 min read
Critics say Bong Go used Malasakit to get to the Senate. Funny because the only people actually using it are the patients.
Vernon Velasco · · 2 min read
If this is persecution versus Sara, someone call Guanzon — she’ll show them how it’s done.
Vernon Velasco · · 2 min read
Half a world away, people value children but not childhood, which says quite a lot about why our Christmas is so special.
Vernon Velasco · · 2 min read