NDRRMC scares rain out of me
Government wants your attention? They have it. Instantly. We finally found a government service with no fixer.
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Daily Tribune
Vernon Velasco's humorous, observational style blends wit, irony and dark comedy. Drawing from his own experiences, he offers sharp insights into human nature and the awkwardness of everyday life, often exploring themes of family, culture and personal flaws. His writing is conversational and self-deprecating, balancing uproarious humor with moments of vulnerability and introspection. His distinct voice captures the absurdities of life, making readers laugh while also prompting deeper thought.
Government wants your attention? They have it. Instantly. We finally found a government service with no fixer.
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LAW SAYS THEY CAN RAISE THE FEE ONLY EVERY THREE YEARS. RAISE IT NOW, THEN THE FANCY NEW PASSPORT COMES IN 2028, ‘CAN WE RAISE IT?’ ‘WE JUST DID.’
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Bongbong has shown us he can arrest cousin Martin. Now show us that he can jail Martin.
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Heads, they win. Tails, they still win. Coin lands on its edge? They need a bigger budget to investigate the coin.
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You paid P700 to enter a building designed to remind you that you’re above the poverty line, but still below the imported ham.
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The developer still calls it resort-style living. There’s water everywhere. Venice with leptospirosis.
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The future was bright; the partnership was entering a golden age. Japan and the Philippines mark 70 years of diplomatic relations.
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At this rate, Bongbong does not actually have to defeat flooding. He only has to defeat last year’s flood. What an opponent. His own failure: ‘Ganito na talaga…
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Perhaps Bongbong felt he could not begin the administration by telling her no. That’s the one.
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You expect the famous names. Then the ambassador thanks the woman who taught him hello.
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