Vernon Velasco's humorous, observational style blends wit, irony and dark comedy. Drawing from his own experiences, he offers sharp insights into human nature and the awkwardness of everyday life, often exploring themes of family, culture and personal flaws. His writing is conversational and self-deprecating, balancing uproarious humor with moments of vulnerability and introspection. His distinct voice captures the absurdities of life, making readers laugh while also prompting deeper thought.
You’ve got a President whose head appears stuck in place and whose jaw looks powered by a motor that can’t keep up with the internet. And if the eyes are still…
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It’s sad. Maybe Imee didn’t betray Bongbong out of courage. Maybe the ground moved under her feet and she had nowhere left to stand.
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Anjo, the Phillip Salvador of the next elections. Has-been. Endorse Duterte house arrest. Express love for Sara. Cheer for the base. Promise you’ll be good.…
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‘No home listed under Escudero or any company associated with him in Alphaland.’ Heart is a Balesin member. Apparently, Chiz? Plus one. Apparently it’s a club…
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The first rule of religion: Say it loud enough, and someone will believe you. Works every time. Even Joel Villanueva convinces himself sometimes. The audience…
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The Taj Mahal is a reminder. Love kills. Sometimes slowly, sometimes from a battle with your bladder.
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Maybe that’s what happened to us. Maybe the Taiwanese are just Filipinos who found a coastline that made more sense.
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The circus is in full swing, and they’re mad that Kiko Barzaga showed up dressed like a clown?
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