From proof that footballer Erling Haaland is indeed an extraterrestrial to LA's nauseating stench… Your weekly roundup of offbeat stories from around the world.

His lips are sealed

We all know Manchester City striker Erling Haaland is from another planet — a two million-name petition even called for the Norwegian goal machine to be banned from England's Premier League because "he's a robot, not a human being".

Now Haaland — who lives on liver and cow hearts — has confirmed those suspicions by confessing that he tapes his mouth shut at night.

He told a YouTuber his intense nighttime routine involves wearing blue light-blocking glasses for three hours before going to bed, where he then tapes his lips so he breathes through his nostrils.

"I think sleep is the most important thing in the world," he said. "To sleep good, simple things like blue-blocking glasses, and shutting out all the signals in the bedroom" help.

"You should try and tape your mouth. I sleep with it," he added, insisting that his bizarre ritual "really pays off". Who can argue given that he scored a record-breaking 52 goals in his debut season with City.

Swiss gold

The rest of the world leaves their bags or their litter behind on trains, but in Switzerland, they leave gold bars.

A mysterious stash of 120 found on a Swiss train in 2019 is being given to the Red Cross after authorities failed to trace the owners.

The bullion, which could be worth more than $220,000, was held with wrapping marked "ICRC valuables" in an apparent reference to the Geneva-based International Committee of the Red Cross.

"Since the gold was in a package addressed to the ICRC, it can be assumed that the unknown owner wanted to hand over the gold," officials said.

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