In a drunken state, a beautiful and alabaster-skinned starlet acquiesced to the prodding of showbiz reporters to name her most unforgettable experience with her boyfriends.

Having drank one too many, the flawless starlet of stratospheric proportion gamely agreed and named three actors.

First was a young great actor bordering on chubbylita. He was so gentle in bed as claimed by the starlet. But he lacks in performing sexual acrobats given his excess fat. But the most disappointing part is that his is small by Pinoy standard.

Then came the second actor, a cutie who, just like her, is fair-skinned. He is somebody who always looks fresh even if he just came from a workout. His size? It’s in between small and large. Get it?

The third guy is a hunk of a starlet whose career is neither here nor there. Just like his father, he is a lothario of sorts, sowing his seeds at any available woman. His greatest asset is his dingdang, which is girthy and measures a few inches short of a ruler.

So, who’s that fortunate of a woman who sang Maureen McGovern’s “We Could Have It All”?

Well, she looks like a doll!