Everyone knows how expensive it is to live — rent, groceries, utilities, and everything else that keeps us breathing. But what many don’t realize is that dying can be just as costly. From the moment your body leaves the hospital to your final resting place, every step comes with a price tag. Who knew dying could make you want to die twice?

Once you’re gone, the first stop is the funeral home. The embalming and preparation alone can cost around P8,000 or more, depending on the funeral provider. It’s not exactly cheap for something you won’t even be around to appreciate.

Then comes the casket — your final outfit, so to speak. Prices depend on material and design: basic wooden caskets can cost as little as P3,000, while more elaborate ones can reach P100,000 or higher. Some families treat it like a last luxury purchase, making sure their loved one goes out in style.

The wake is another big decision. Some still hold it at home to save money, especially in small communities, but others prefer funeral chapels for convenience. Budget chapels can cost P8,000 to P10,000, while more upscale options — complete with elegant interiors, flowers, and air-conditioning — can go anywhere from P300,000 to P500,000. That’s practically the price of a secondhand car just to host your final gathering.

Now comes the question: to bury or to burn? Either way, it’s not free.

If you choose burial, public cemeteries are the cheapest, with “apartment tombs” costing around P1,000. Private burials range from P65,000 to P100,000, while mausoleums — or “houses for the dead,” as some like to call them — start at P1 million and can reach up to P18 million in exclusive memorial parks.

On the other hand, cremation services start at about P20,000, while full packages that include viewing and urns can go up to P140,000. And if you want a niche in a columbarium, that’s another P20,000 to P150,000. Even ashes need real estate.

Of course, before anyone can fully rest in peace, there’s still paperwork to deal with. Getting a death certificate from the Philippine Statistics Authority costs around P500. Because apparently, bureaucracy doesn’t stop for the afterlife either.

So whether you’re buried six feet under, placed in a marble urn, or resting inside a million-peso mausoleum, one thing’s certain — it all comes with a price. In the Philippines, the cost of living is high, but the cost of dying might just be higher.