You see him every day. Sitting in a folding chair, one arm resting on his knee, the other holding a whistle that could summon respect and parking ghosts. No nameplate. No backstory. Just a man, a reflective vest, and the patience of a monk surrounded by steel, sun and questionable driving skills.
This is the guardian of the slot. Not your usual security guard. Not quite valet. Somewhere between traffic enforcer and life coach. His domain is that holy space in an open parking lot. His mission is to prevent total parking lot anarchy.
He has watched sedans attempt 7-point turns in slots meant for tricycles. He has guided SUVs driven by people who think “right turn” means “turning sharply like you’re avoiding a manhole.” He’s witnessed the emotional rollercoaster of first-time drivers trying to back-in while an entire queue silently judges them.
He doesn’t shy away. He gestures. He whistles. He waves like a maestro conducting a symphony of overconfident motorists. And still, he stands there, guiding, occasionally muttering the sacred line: “Sir, konti pa. Okay na. Kaso tabingi. Sige okay na rin.”
He’s seen fights. Diffused shouting matches between two drivers both convinced it was their slot. Watched in silent amusement as one guy parked like a king — then walked out with a plastic stool and a grilled bangus wrapped in aluminum foil.
Behind that whistle is a quiet judgment scale. He has favorites. That silver hatchback that always parks smoothly. That Tito with a pickup who gives him pandesal. That one Tita who tips in exact change.
And then there are the others. The guy who double parks to “saglit lang” but disappears for 45 minutes. The one who always leaves their wheels placed over the lines like it’s modern art. The mystery sedan that’s been parked for days — possibly abandoned, possibly possessed.
He’s part therapist too. Drivers roll down their windows not to ask for help — but to vent. “Grabe trapik sa C5, boss.” Or, “Ang tagal nung kasama ko, isang piraso lang naman pala ang bibilhin.” He nods. He listens. Sometimes he laughs. Because it’s part of the job.
And when it’s time to leave, he’s back in position. Guiding you out. Clearing the way. Stopping traffic with one hand and a look that says, “Wala munang dadaan. May umaatras dito.” Every car brakes to a halt. All of a sudden, Darth Vader is your ally, summoning The Force.
You think you’ve seen everything about this man — until one day, you forget something in your car. You turn around and see him, alone, seated again. But this time, he’s sketching. A small notepad in his hand. You peek. Drawings. Cars. People. Scenes from the parking lot. Moments. Laughter. Fights. The SUV with the bike rack. The lady with the Shih Tzu. Every car he’s ever guided — immortalized in ink.
He looks up, surprised.
“Ah,... drawing drawing lang, sir. Para hindi mainip.”
You nod, smile and walk away.
You thought he was just the guardian of the slot. Turns out, he’s also the quiet keeper of its stories.