Photoshop fails

Australia’s prime minister laughed off a clumsy attempt by aides to Photoshop him wearing snazzier and markedly cleaner, footwear on Wednesday, saying he was perfectly happy with his battered old kicks.

A snap of Scott Morrison with his family, which featured as the banner heading on the prime minister’s official website, drew public attention thanks to his obviously doctored and implausibly white sneakers.

“Message to my Department,” he jokily tweeted. “I didn’t ask for the shoeshine.”

“But if you must Photoshop, please focus on the hair (lack thereof), not the feet!”