It was a moaning concert on a quiz night devoid of inhibitions recently at Dr. Wine in Manila.

With questions around babe-time statistics and kinks to coax conversations about sex.

“What’s the average Filipino penis size?”

Men overcompensate by strutting their loads and mansplaining.

“Four inches! Five?”

Others looked the other way.

“True or false: Women enjoy sex better with condoms.”

You know what? They do! (A footnote on how worries can sometimes spoil the deed).

“What condom flavors/types do Durex offer in the Philippines?”

“Chocolate and strawberry, Pleasuremax (ribbed or dotted), Invisible (ultra-thin!), Performa (helps you last longer).”